Well, kids, in what is turning out to be a strange year for CCSL softball, we currently stand at 1-0 after week 4 because of our suspended games against the Tap Room and last night's 6.5 inning affair against the Collar of Bishop. We are currently leading 10-6 in the bottom of the 7th with runners on 1st and 3rd thanks to the Shortstops retarded idea to keep playing in the pitch black. Sometimes there are consequences to 9 PBRs, who knew?
The Good:
Well, similar to our game against the Tap Room, we didn't hit well overall and scored only 10 runs, 3 in the 7th. Adam had some nice hits as did Pete. Pickle had a hit and scored in the 7th. Our defense was strong, with newbies Ryan Fonio and Liz Palmer filling in nicely in the infield. But we think the best thing of the day was that it was New Jersey Day! And they look freakin' sweet. Thanks Pete!
The Bad:
Well, first and foremost, Candy took a groundball to the face. That pretty much killed our morale. We hope she's doing well and look forward to her commenting here and saying that her new forehead isn't as big today. In softball business, the Collar played their best defense of the year so far. TFI had to deal with the usual yapping from Donny Money and Phyllis "didn't get naked" Demo so there was nothing new. Collar Spirit Coach, Denise, played the "I have 2 kids be nice to me" card which certainly messed with those of us who were expecting Angry Denise who used to yell for no reason. Jeff played pretty good shortstop for them. That didn't help either.
TFI Mystique (formerly The Ugly):
actually goes the other way as Collar 3rd baseman Jacob Schulz maliciously and callously injured our star pitcher. He should be booed whenever seen and be forced to undergo anger management classes.
honorary mention: Donny, for not learning where the left field line is.
Quote(s) of the day:
"I think we should make out anyway, even though the game's not finished."
-Laniece to Phyllis
"Candy looks too comfortable out there, I'm gonna send a message."
-Dr. Jacob Schulz
"Why is my name Pickle?"
-Pickle
How sad! The excessive consumption of PBR...and gin...and tequila (and let's be honest, probably rubbing alcohol when no one is looking) has finally taken it's toll. The Management is now quoting his lesbian fantasies as if they were reality. Do yourself a favor before it's too late, take your psychiatrist's advice and lay off the sauce!
ReplyDeleteHere's your comment, La Nice, The Management has come across Mexican documents stating in plain Mexican, that said naked pillowfighting events did take place during spring break and that said pillowfighters involved were tenderly involved afterwards. There were also reports of a 3rd person involved who may or may not have fit the description of Buddy.
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