Let's recap the last five years quickly and then describe our new regime going into the 2011 season. Starting in 2006 with the triumphant return of the prodigal son, a cool drink of water and all around Adonnis-like shortshop who shall remain gorgeous, Ed Wagner coached the Force to 4 straight championships with, count it, 0 playoff losses. Aforementioned shortstop then coached the Force to a fifth title, although not flawlessly, as he lost a finals game to the Collar. Which brings us to Memorial Nicholas Vagtrola. Current coach of the Force. What do we know about him? Well if you'll scroll back to his highly controversial and unsuccessful powerpoint promotional campaign which ultimately ended in a landslide loss, you will notice that he has had numerous car accidents and was bitten in the face by a dog. All accounts suggest that dog was either a small toothless poodle, or Pluto from Disney. He was last seen in a Franklin uniform getting pwned in shallow left field by a clearly 'roided up Pickle during the 2010 FAG. When questioned about the incident this past week during Franklin spring training in Fort Myers, FL, Coach Nick suggested that all was not all right. "I have dreams where I see Pickle coming after me. He is dressed like a Victorian debutante, blue dress, hair in curls bouncing as he runs. He knows I cannot get away yet still he takes his time. And I usually wake up right before I swoon." Mental state of the coach aside, this year promises more of the same.....dominance.
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