"Since no one has been able to locate Paul, 6 Flags and I decided to take a ryde and see if we could discover his whereabouts. We heard about a lost rainforest in the heart of Brazil where strange and exotic creatures were found. So we set out, with our shovels, maps, and supply of Kit-Kats hoping to catch of the rarely seen wild Paul. Alas we could not find the Paul although, we did observe many strange things and I got bitten by a mosquito and contracted yellow fever. I almost died. It was hilarious. And where is that Paul anyway? The trip almost took a fatal turn when a giant King Crab attacked a group of pymies. It took the swift thinking 6 Flags to save them by tempting the crustacean with his endless supply of Kit Kats. Whoa, that scary friends. Sadly, we had to leave Brazil Paulless. We are deterred but not defeated. He will be found. Ta!"
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