Spotlight on the CCSL Vol. 1

Team: Pen & Pencil Softball Club & Sex Trafficking

Position: Left/Left bench

Ethnicity: Some kind of Spanish?

Nipple size: medium length, smallish in diameter

Favorite CCSL maneuver: purposefully foul off 10 pitches during twilight

Favorite movie: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Favorite color: orange

Strangest attribute: french-kissing dogs

Favorite CCSL player: Brian Donlen

Favorite Sexual move: Cleveland Steamer

Best quote: Bob Ford runs this team like a Russian primeminister....during the fall of communism

Herpes?: no

Vegas odds to sleep with Phyllis by the end of the season: 16:1

Number of people he can name on the Franklin Institute: 5

Vegas odds of sleeping with Buddy: 35:1

Chances that his last name is really Miller: slim

CCSL attractiveness ranking: 12th

Favorite 1980's WWF wrestler: Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake