Spotlight on the CCSL Vol. 3

Name: Vaglia

Team: Formerly of the Franklin

Nipple size: Smallish, able to disappoint

Nicknames: Bad Ryan, Mrs. Haroon, Keebler, Prison currency, Capt. Reacharound, Small Benson, Healthy Lynch

Position: doesn't play anymore

Current location: living out of a run-down school bus in Long Island

Favorite color: pink

Ethnicity: sexually-transmitted Indian

Herpes: Oh, most certainly

Favorite sexual position: He-man bear slap

Favorite movie: Stuart Little

Favorite CCSL player: duh, Haroon

Vegas odds to sleep with Phyllis: 13:1

Often confused with: most species of rodents

Favorite CCSL manuever: E-5

Vegas odds of sleeping with Buddy: 3:1

Last sexual encounter: payday, 12th street wharf

Strangest attribute: not Lynch

Claim to fame: Phyllis knows him

Edventures list number: 6

Career CCSL errors: 127

CCSL attractiveness ranking: 23

Catchphrase: "I have no friends!"

Favorite 1980s wrestler: Fabulous Moolah