As requested.....Team: South Philly Tap Room; aka Alvin and the Tap Room
Nipple size?: nipply, light purple tinge, normal diameter
Position: um, doggy.
Relation to a porn star: cousin, Jean Splithills
Favorite color: loud
Nickname: Tall Carol
Ethnicity: white/shrill
Favorite movie: Demolition Man
Favorite Sexual Move: Demolition Man
Herpes?: pending......
Favorite CCSL player: Bob Ford
Bob Ford herpes?: pending......
Vegas Odds to sleep with Phyllis: even
Favorite CCSL maneuver: the "goddammit Al!" classic.
Vegas odds of sleeping with Buddy: 47:1
CCSL attractiveness ranking: 24
Number of times her dog circles her during a game: 457
Strangest attribute?: not Jeremy
Last CCSL game played: during Prohibition
Number of Lifetime biographies about her life: 2
Number that didn't include Snookie: 0
Ed Wagner "Edventures" email list number: 4
Catchphrase: Go-go gadget handjobs!
Favorite 1980's wrestler: The Honky-tonk Man
Favorite antibiotic: ampicillin
Bob Ford is definitely my favorite CCSL player!
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