This award is given out yearly to the CCSL player who best exemplifies the attributes, dignity, and all around drunken foolishness of the late Nicholas Ventrola. Special consideration should be given to the following actions: total alcohol consumed, most racial slurs, drunk driving, destruction of private property while intoxicated, bat throwing, spontaneous loss of bowel control, needless yelling, needless arguing, needless jersey repair, flatulence, and violence to inanimate objects.
The nominees this year are:
MMN
Mini Marinos 2011 NVMA Award Winner
Phyllis "The Robo-lesbian"
Edward the Longshanks
Pam's Dog aka Poopyface Vaginanose
Buddy 2009 NVMA Award Winner
Tina 1742 NVMA Award Winner
Legless Pell
Runover Tin Cock "Drunkenly bikes into parked cars
Whiskey Frank
2012 Social Chair Ray
Write ins are welcome and encouraged.
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The Pell and horse picture brings up an interesting conversation. Are we going to have to put her down if her leg doesn't heal?
ReplyDeleteThe Pell and Horse is my favorite English Pub.
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