Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Spotlight on the CCSL Vol. 6

Team: Fleisher Fart Museum

Nipple size: ask Ed

Favorite drink: Boilermaker

Favorite CCSL player: anyone with a pulse

Number of CCSL players she knows: 0, glaucoma

If she were an Archer character she would be: Mallory

Spirit creature: Arctic wolf

Likelihood she'll stab me after this post: strong

Likelihood she'll stab me if I don't post it: strong

Likelihood that knife will smell like Werthers: strong

Herpes?: No, wasn't invented yet

Claim to fame: was in the Shining

Vegas odds to sleep with Phyllis: 4:1

Vegas odds to sleep with Buddy: 5:2

Catch phrase: "These nipple clamps are itchy."

Favorite Sexual Position: The Ghost Banana

Edventures list number: 157

CCSL attractiveness ranking: 3

Number of castles haunted: 15

Career nipple twists: 2

Competitive Nikki Fear Factor: 7

Odds Joe is her son: slim, too young

Finish the sentence: When Tina saw Ray for the first time, he _______ her __________.

Was this picture staged?: No

Favorite food: mashed peas

Former career: private dancer (her words)

Favorite song: Camptown Races

Adjective that best describes the look she gives Nick: sultry

Number of CCSLers who claim her as their favorite: 27

Favorite 1980s wrestler: Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels

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