Team: Fleisher Fart Museum
Nipple size: ask Ed
Favorite drink: Boilermaker
Favorite CCSL player: anyone with a pulse
Number of CCSL players she knows: 0, glaucoma
If she were an Archer character she would be: Mallory
Spirit creature: Arctic wolf
Likelihood she'll stab me after this post: strong
Likelihood she'll stab me if I don't post it: strong
Likelihood that knife will smell like Werthers: strong
Herpes?: No, wasn't invented yet
Claim to fame: was in the Shining
Vegas odds to sleep with Phyllis: 4:1
Vegas odds to sleep with Buddy: 5:2
Catch phrase: "These nipple clamps are itchy."
Favorite Sexual Position: The Ghost Banana
Edventures list number: 157
CCSL attractiveness ranking: 3
Number of castles haunted: 15
Career nipple twists: 2
Competitive Nikki Fear Factor: 7
Odds Joe is her son: slim, too young
Finish the sentence: When Tina saw Ray for the first time, he _______ her __________.
Was this picture staged?: No
Favorite food: mashed peas
Former career: private dancer (her words)
Favorite song: Camptown Races
Adjective that best describes the look she gives Nick: sultry
Number of CCSLers who claim her as their favorite: 27
Favorite 1980s wrestler: Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels
Does this make Ed "Nikali Jakov, Head of the KGB" from Archer?
ReplyDeleteNo, Ed is more like Woodhouse.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Woodhouse gay? Wait...does this make MMN that commander he was in love with?
ReplyDeleteRegggie!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes! That was his name!
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