Another evening with Tina came and went, and with very little bodily injury. Yay! Big win for the currently 2nd place Forcs, and momentum is increasing from a couple of mishaps in the first half of the season. We started the second half of the 2011 CCSL season with a big 26-8 victory against Tina and the FAMbees. The Fartlies stumbled against the quietly dangerous P&PSC&ST. More on that later. Yay!Recap
We led off the game with the early candidate for the MVP Renardo taking 12 pitches and ripping a single up to left center. Next up, Management steps to the plate looking over his shoulder towards Edgely 7. Crack of the bat, ball goes through the right fielder and continues to go. And go. And go. And Management trots around the bases and crosses the plate, picks up his glove and bag and continues onward southwest against traffic to Edgely 7. What? Weird. After six of the next seven batters get on, we end the top half of the 1st with a 6 spot. Solid start.
FAM comes to the bat and the leadoff hitter hits a pop up to Wiggs at 2nd. It falls and MMN gets the error. Who is keeping the book? We can't stop the bleeding in time and we give up 3 runs. We come back and 3 of the top 4 batters at the top of the lineup score in inning 2 and we get 4 runs, shut out the FAM in the bottom half of the inning only to get shut out ourselves in the top of the 3rd. FAM scores 2 in the bottom of the frame. That's where is stops, and we outscore our opponents 16-3 for the rest of the game. Good job team. As Phyllis would say, "Yay team! Yay sports!"
The Good
Well, lots of good. The Management wasn't there to piss people off, that was good. MMN got to coach out of the shadows of all the greats that coached the Force before him. So he was finally in a good mood. Buddy grew hair......nope, that didn't happen. Overly competitive FAMbee captain Nikki was...overly competitive. Yay! Everyone got in and hit the ball well, I'm told, except Brett Favre who's cut.
The Bad
Well, apparently, I'm ridiculously late with the blog. You all can go fornicate yourself with an iron stick, I'm busy. And I had to leave one game to play in another which I hated, but, well...see aforementioned stick. Also, no Matty.
The Franklin Mystique
When the game was finally over, Tina came over and said to MMN, "You know, you may have beaten us today, but at least this game was a lot more fun that playing the Tap Room. That awful Benson is soooo annoying. You sleep with a guy once and they won't leave you alone. He's like a cat waiting by the back door for a saucer of milk."
Lumber Liquidator Studs of the Week
I have no fucking clue....um, Fonio?
NASDAQ Trade of the Week
Well, more of a loan, but The Management was traded to a lawyers team along with a bat for -5 PBRs and a complete lack of Franklin animosity.
Paul Watch
Upon seeing his semblance upon the blog last week, representatives from the Paul's legal team contacted The Management saying such things as "bears no likeness" "aforementioned Paul does not in fact exist" "cease and desist" "legal castration" etc etc. The Management look the letter rolled it up into a tight ball and gave it to Buddy to "lose." Whereabouts of the letter are unknown.
Cialis Boner of Week
Me, going to play in a different lopsided game. Weaksauce. Dukes.
Collarblog Syntactical Error of the Week
"it is awesome looking"
Benedict Pickle's Historical Reference of the Week
May 31st, 1990, Seinfeld debuts and begins its run of magnificence. In hindsight, people should never have watched this show. Not because it is unfunny, or not well done, but because its popularity made the public endure shows by Tim Allen, Kevin James, Ray Romano, George Lopez, Damon Wayans, Jeff Foxworthy, that other dude who travels with Foxworthy, and other wretched individuals. Seriously? Tim Allen can be on TV for 10 years but we can't find a proper vehicle for Andy Richter? This stupid country.
Wagner's Movie of the Week
Kazaam, 1996
Phyllis Retro Porn Movie of the Week
Anal Chiropracter
Pounder Tag Season Update
Managment with a 3-1 win over MMN on Saturday
Season: Mgmt 6 MMN 3
Quotes from the Week
"Yeah, we read your blog. The rest of the team doesn't like it though. They don't get any of it and they think it's dumb."
FAMNikki
"We lost to the Pencil. We lost to the Pencil."
Rice
"Twinkle and Puss-puss are here!"
P&L
"Our friend is a squirter but she must have been dehydrated."
Who do you think?
"That is not the game to shit myself."
Management
"I had nightmares last night about our matchup.....and Ray's ability to manage....and penguins."
Kyle Jacobs
"I'm in a new lab but I still look like a chipmunk with a headcold."
Elia
"Oh, Nicky-poo!"
Some weird old person
"Yo, I gotta be in New Yaork this week for bizzness. If I'm not back by July tell Amy she can have my stuff."
Stick
"I know the Management wasn't here to know for sure but I'm positive I still didn't say anything funny or interesting."
Buddy
"Nope, you didn't say anything funny or interesting."
Mickey
"I hope he didn't use the small child for arm curls."
Mick of the Paul
"Oh, I'll be there! But I can't drink, hit, throw, or drive a car."
Pettrucinjured
"I'm just saying I'm a drunktard."
Derm
"It's so hot. Can I pitch with my top off?"
Tina, actually
The Good
Well, lots of good. The Management wasn't there to piss people off, that was good. MMN got to coach out of the shadows of all the greats that coached the Force before him. So he was finally in a good mood. Buddy grew hair......nope, that didn't happen. Overly competitive FAMbee captain Nikki was...overly competitive. Yay! Everyone got in and hit the ball well, I'm told, except Brett Favre who's cut.
The Bad
Well, apparently, I'm ridiculously late with the blog. You all can go fornicate yourself with an iron stick, I'm busy. And I had to leave one game to play in another which I hated, but, well...see aforementioned stick. Also, no Matty.
The Franklin Mystique
When the game was finally over, Tina came over and said to MMN, "You know, you may have beaten us today, but at least this game was a lot more fun that playing the Tap Room. That awful Benson is soooo annoying. You sleep with a guy once and they won't leave you alone. He's like a cat waiting by the back door for a saucer of milk."
Lumber Liquidator Studs of the Week
I have no fucking clue....um, Fonio?
NASDAQ Trade of the Week
Well, more of a loan, but The Management was traded to a lawyers team along with a bat for -5 PBRs and a complete lack of Franklin animosity.
Paul Watch
Upon seeing his semblance upon the blog last week, representatives from the Paul's legal team contacted The Management saying such things as "bears no likeness" "aforementioned Paul does not in fact exist" "cease and desist" "legal castration" etc etc. The Management look the letter rolled it up into a tight ball and gave it to Buddy to "lose." Whereabouts of the letter are unknown.
Cialis Boner of Week
Me, going to play in a different lopsided game. Weaksauce. Dukes.
Collarblog Syntactical Error of the Week
"it is awesome looking"
Benedict Pickle's Historical Reference of the Week
May 31st, 1990, Seinfeld debuts and begins its run of magnificence. In hindsight, people should never have watched this show. Not because it is unfunny, or not well done, but because its popularity made the public endure shows by Tim Allen, Kevin James, Ray Romano, George Lopez, Damon Wayans, Jeff Foxworthy, that other dude who travels with Foxworthy, and other wretched individuals. Seriously? Tim Allen can be on TV for 10 years but we can't find a proper vehicle for Andy Richter? This stupid country.
Wagner's Movie of the Week
Kazaam, 1996
Phyllis Retro Porn Movie of the Week
Anal Chiropracter
Pounder Tag Season Update
Managment with a 3-1 win over MMN on Saturday
Season: Mgmt 6 MMN 3
Quotes from the Week
"Yeah, we read your blog. The rest of the team doesn't like it though. They don't get any of it and they think it's dumb."
FAMNikki
"We lost to the Pencil. We lost to the Pencil."
Rice
"Twinkle and Puss-puss are here!"
P&L
"Our friend is a squirter but she must have been dehydrated."
Who do you think?
"That is not the game to shit myself."
Management
"I had nightmares last night about our matchup.....and Ray's ability to manage....and penguins."
Kyle Jacobs
"I'm in a new lab but I still look like a chipmunk with a headcold."
Elia
"Oh, Nicky-poo!"
Some weird old person
"Yo, I gotta be in New Yaork this week for bizzness. If I'm not back by July tell Amy she can have my stuff."
Stick
"I know the Management wasn't here to know for sure but I'm positive I still didn't say anything funny or interesting."
Buddy
"Nope, you didn't say anything funny or interesting."
Mickey
"I hope he didn't use the small child for arm curls."
Mick of the Paul
"Oh, I'll be there! But I can't drink, hit, throw, or drive a car."
Pettrucinjured
"I'm just saying I'm a drunktard."
Derm
"It's so hot. Can I pitch with my top off?"
Tina, actually
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