Well, with a new week of softball to look forward to, let us reflect on the fact that Naomi Watts is a gorgeous woman, a terrible actress, and clearly someone who screens her calls. Also, let us reflect on the fact that we are 4-2, didn't die in the Rapture, are not mentally deficient enough to have ever thought we would die in the Rapture, are not Benson or Bryan Rice, will not give a crap about the final Oprah show, did not draft Ted Ginn Jr., get to play the Bad Touch tomorrow, have an appreciative knowledge of science, and hate Nazism (except Pell). We have a chance to finish the season strong with 8 games remaining. It's time to focus and think about both our wins and losses, how can we can be better and how many more PBRs we can have during each game. And the hopefulness that comes will come generally. Buddy could wake up tomorrow with hair, Benedict Pickle could wake up tomorrow with the body parts in his freezer gone, Memorial Nick could wake up and the girl next to him could actually be a girl, The Management could wake up tomorrow and find out that people actually enjoy reading this thing, Phyllis could wake up without that wonderful combination of insatiable sexuality mixed with bloodlust, Mickey could wake up tomorrow and realize that he's not Vellia with frizzy hair, my cat will wake with up 4 legs, The SPTR will wake up and have their blog not be stale and unfunny, Ed could wake up tomorrow with everyone's email addresses, Candy could wake up tomorrow without using 11 tubes of BenGay, Derm could wake up late tomorrow afternoon and well, maybe not everyone has hope, Chris Marino could wake up tomorrow and realize he's not Tim Marino, Tim Marino could wake up tomorrow and realize he's not Jeff, Matty could wake up tomorrow next to the Management, La Nice could wake up tomorrow in a bubble bath filled with 19 Phillipino boys, Lynch could wake up and not have to fill the quota of 500 hi-fives before lunch, Ford could wake up and finally propose to Mark Nevins. It is a new better future for everyone and it starts now! Let's go 8-0 to end the season. Everyone knows that we can.
Monday, May 23, 2011
The Bright New Future
Well, with a new week of softball to look forward to, let us reflect on the fact that Naomi Watts is a gorgeous woman, a terrible actress, and clearly someone who screens her calls. Also, let us reflect on the fact that we are 4-2, didn't die in the Rapture, are not mentally deficient enough to have ever thought we would die in the Rapture, are not Benson or Bryan Rice, will not give a crap about the final Oprah show, did not draft Ted Ginn Jr., get to play the Bad Touch tomorrow, have an appreciative knowledge of science, and hate Nazism (except Pell). We have a chance to finish the season strong with 8 games remaining. It's time to focus and think about both our wins and losses, how can we can be better and how many more PBRs we can have during each game. And the hopefulness that comes will come generally. Buddy could wake up tomorrow with hair, Benedict Pickle could wake up tomorrow with the body parts in his freezer gone, Memorial Nick could wake up and the girl next to him could actually be a girl, The Management could wake up tomorrow and find out that people actually enjoy reading this thing, Phyllis could wake up without that wonderful combination of insatiable sexuality mixed with bloodlust, Mickey could wake up tomorrow and realize that he's not Vellia with frizzy hair, my cat will wake with up 4 legs, The SPTR will wake up and have their blog not be stale and unfunny, Ed could wake up tomorrow with everyone's email addresses, Candy could wake up tomorrow without using 11 tubes of BenGay, Derm could wake up late tomorrow afternoon and well, maybe not everyone has hope, Chris Marino could wake up tomorrow and realize he's not Tim Marino, Tim Marino could wake up tomorrow and realize he's not Jeff, Matty could wake up tomorrow next to the Management, La Nice could wake up tomorrow in a bubble bath filled with 19 Phillipino boys, Lynch could wake up and not have to fill the quota of 500 hi-fives before lunch, Ford could wake up and finally propose to Mark Nevins. It is a new better future for everyone and it starts now! Let's go 8-0 to end the season. Everyone knows that we can.
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