Spotlight on the CCSL Vol. 4

Team: Fart Museum

Nipple size: medium, brownish tint

Nicknames: Pirays, Green Hitler, Not Frank, Guy

Future Spokesman for: DARE

Favorite food: acorns

Was fired from: Sunglass Hut

Favorite candy: Pop Rocks and boxed wine

Career CCSL record: 37-119

Tattooes?: tramp stamp of barbed wire

Position: behind Bryan Rice

Favorite color: losing

Number of Franklin Players he knows: 10

Spirit Creature: The Honey Badger

Ethnicity: Pittsburghian

Herpes: virgin

If he were an Archer character he would be: Ciril Figis

Favorite sexual position: the Friday Night Aloner

Favorite movie: Little Big League

Favorite CCSL player: Barb

Finish the sentence: R.S. eats _______________ with gravy

Next year's appointment: CCSL Social Chair

Vegas odds to sleep with Phyllis: 37:1

Often confused with: Andy Van Slyke

Favorite CCSL manuever: the come in 3rd

Vegas odds of sleeping with Buddy: even

Strangest attribute: webbed toes

Claim to fame: invented the Flowbee

Edventures list number: 13

Guilty song pleasure: Oh Sherry by Steve Perry

Chances Pickle will make a rug out of his skin: moderate

CCSL attractiveness ranking: 8

Decibel level of loudest fart: .003

Catchphrase: "cheater!"

Favorite 1980s wrestler: Macho Man Randy Savage