Name: Who the hell knows?
Team: Bishop's Collar
Nipple size: none, removed for health concerns
Fears: thunder, lightning, clean boxers
Favorite drink: appletini
Favorite CCSL player: Adam "Verne" Siebert
Number of CCSL players he knows: 1
Percentage of Adam reacharounds/hook up: 60
Number of fiancees: 1
Number of fiancees that like him: 0
Herpes: cold sores count?
Ethnicity: terrified
Vegas odds to sleep with Phyllis: 4.5:1
Vegas odds to sleep with Buddy: NA, has no idea who anybody is
Current job: Bishop's Collar "blogger"
Current salary: leftover food from the corner of Spencer's mouth
If he were an Archer character he would be: Len Trexler
Favorite sexual position: The Siebert Taco
Finish the sentence: When the rain started, JTF ________ his __________.
Spirit creature: Clyde
Claim to fame: invented the assless chaps
Edventures list number: tbd
CCSL attractiveness ranking: 14
Catch Phrase: That cloud looks ominous
Favorite 1980s wrestler: Bam Bam Bigelow
When the rain started, JTF ran to his car, and foiled and attempted break in at another car in that lot. True story.
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